Juror 3 - Jennifer Ford - Another Day, Another Interview

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

Thirteen days after the not guilty verdict was delivered in the Casey Anthony trial by the 12 fools from Pinellas County, Juror 3, Jennifer Ford, still won't shut up. Jenny's "Pity Me" interview, which marks the THIRD time she's babbled to a media outlet,  was published yesterday.

Oh, woe is Jenny. Life has just been so darn hard since the Turbo Verdict. Her boyfriend kicked her out the day after the verdict. She's lost 10 pounds from all the "stress" she's experienced. She wouldn't keep talking to the media - she doesn't like it, you understand - it's just they keep pressuring her, so she feels like she has to.

That ABC interview she gave? "I was pretty much forced to talk," Jenny bleats, urging us to feel her pain. "They wouldn't go away."

Conveniently forgetting about that free trip to Disney that ABC provided for Jen-Jen and four others, the Current Queen of Cluelessness continues, "I don't think you should have to talk about it. It wasn't my idea. It certainly wasn't what I wanted. I just wanted my freedom. If this is what I had to do, so be it."

And the big, bad media is responsible for SO much more. All the anger from the public over the verdict? Why, that has nothing to do with Jenny and her fellow jurors. No, according to Jenny, the anger exists because, "I think the media helped them to determine what their thoughts are. I think the media helped to determine the case before the jury saw it."

Jenny has trouble with logic, reasoning, and accountability. She's to be pitied for her lack of mental prowess, not mocked. It's extremely important to have an accurate understanding of what she's trying to say:

On initially being picked to serve on the jury, "Hey, this is the Casey Anthony trial. It's going to be important. I'm going to do a good job."

When Linda Drane Burdick gave her opening statement, "Gosh, I didn't think this was going to be so boring. Hope we're not here too long."

Hearing Jose Baez's opening statement, "Wow, he's dreamy! Omigosh, listen to all those awful things that happened to that poor girl sitting at the table there. I'm going to listen to everything he's got to say. A dead child? How is that important here?"

As the trial continues, "Will that tall guy ever shut up? I like Jose better. There's lots of people here from the press. Wonder if they would actually pay me for an interview when all this is over? Hope I can stay awake this afternoon."

Closing arguments, "Thank God this is almost over. What did that woman just say? Never mind, Jose's coming back to talk now. At least he shows charts, not those gross pictures."

In the deliberation room, "Okay, remember the plan. No talking to the press afterwards. We'll get paid more if we wait. Did you ever think we'd get out of there? I've never been so bored. Oh, that's right - the verdict. No, I don't want to have to look at any more pictures. Not guilty works for me. You, too? Oh, and you? Wow, we'll be out of here in no time. Great!"

Arriving back in Pinellas County, "Why are people angry? Who should I talk to first? How much will they pay me? Oooh, ABC, a lot people will see me then. Wow, tickets - I'm going to Disney!!!"

On public backlash to the verdict, "I'm so mad at these people. They think I didn't do my job. Why are they still so angry? How come I took those stupid tickets to Disney? I should've held out for cash. I'll give another interview."

When Casey Anthony was released, "I'm so upset that girl got out of jail today. She's going to make so much money. I really thought I'd make more money, but people are still mad. 'Caylee's Law'? Who's Caylee? I'll give another interview."

Stay tuned...