From The Annals Of Stupidity: Man Hits Woman In Fight Over Casey Anthony Verdict

Robert Hakimoglu, 42, was arrested in Melbourne Beach, Florida on Saturday evening. A woman accused Mr. Hakimoglu of striking her in the face as they argued over the verdict in the Casey Anthony trial.

The argument occurred after Mr. Hakimoglu said he agreed with the jury's decision, then followed up that inflammatory comment with with the remarks that he would like to meet Anthony and "maybe have kids with her."

After expressing his desire to procreate with Anthony and allegedly striking the woman, Hakimoglu further demonstrated his intellect by jumping off a pier into the Indian River, to elude police.

Hakimoglu was later arrested at his home. He was charged with resisting arrest, battery, and an alcohol ordinance violation.