Minggu, 17 Juli 2011

A Fine Whine


Florida. Sun. Heat. Lots of heat. Mowing the lawn. Wiped out.

Note to self: Corral next door neighbor when he comes home exhausted from work to request he remove shedded snakeskin found alarmingly close to front door. Try not to shriek while discussing said snakeskin. Do not engage in unseemly hopping about on sidewalk while neighbor removes snakeskin (embarresses daughter). Hope neighbor does not use descriptive terms such as "poisonous" or "cottonmouth" when discussing snakeskin. Mow spot of grass where snakeskin found.

To do: Purchase lottery ticket. Win lottery. Hire lawn service.

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