I am so done with Jose. That asshole promised me for 6 months that we were going to be rich, and NOTHING happened. It's bad enough I'm supposed to be "in hiding", but I've had to sit around and watch all these people talk about me - and make money, hello! - and all Jose has done is get fat and park his sorry ass on his good buddy's show. He actually was starting to act like HE was entitled to publicity and that Geraldo Rivera was more important then me!
You'd think he'd know by now not to mess with me. But he never believed me when I told him he had till the end of the year to get me a deal that would make me some real money, OR ELSE. He didn't, so I just did what I had to do.
Ugh, that damn dog! It wants to go out or something, and I'm busy writing. It'll just have to wait.
Besides, that idiot, Ashton, wrote that book and Dr. G. did that special, and they were getting all kinds of attention. I mean, people aren't interested in them at all, they're only interested in me. But why are they out there making money - money that should be coming to ME - when no one is interested in them?
Ashton can write whatever he wants. He's just mad I got off on the murder charges. And Dr. G.'s show...what a downer. She keeps yammering about what's-her-name being murdered, and I really don't need to be reminded of the kid. I've moved on.
I am really sick of this dog. I can never tell if it's hungry or has to go to the bathroom, but it won't leave me alone!!!
It's really been fun changing my hair color, and wearing those different fake glasses. But the most fun has been getting my nose pierced. Jose was a real downer - he tried to talk me out of it, saying it wouldn't be good for my image, but no one tells me what to do. He pissed me off so bad that I went and made a video about it, and then "leaked" it out on the internet, just like the first one. Take that, Fatso!
Yeah, and now Mason's a bit of a problem because he's all pissed about the videos being out there. He says I should've let him know what I was up to. That old fart better watch how he talks to me or he'll be out too. But I really liked how quick he was to think up that lie about computer being hacked. That made it pretty easy for me when I had to report to the probation officer. I just told her I was all upset by the videos being out there, and looked sad and scared, and she fell for it. She's stupid...she believes everything I tell her. Besides, nothing will happen to me.
I was a little worried she might ask me where I got the money for the computer and the piercings, but she didn't. Money...hmmm...Now I just have to figure out what to do about those other assholes that think I messed up their lives...Zenaida, that search guy, and that stupid meter reader. Oh, and the cowboy - that jerk that bailed me out of jail a few years ago. Why is he still talking about me on TV? They all want some of the money I'm about to make, but as long as I can go into those depo...depi...depasisshuns (I have to look up the spelling of that word) and just not talk, there's not a whole lot they can do.
That's another reason Jose pissed me off. He's trying to say that by me talking on the videos that I may have to answer other questions in that depo thing. I don't know what he's worried about. That Munyon judge always rules in my favor - piece of cake. Anyway, he's out of the picture now.
Stupid dog...I had to stop writing and take it outside because it almost peed on the rug. It better not bother me again.
Now I'm watching some TV while I write. I like to watch HLN. They will talk about me all day, and they really have been since I got that first video out there. People want to see more of me, and sooner or later, they'll pay for me talking, too.
I did get pissed at that Vinnie guy when he said that I was "pure poison" and that no one in their right mind would pay to hear me talk. Wait and see, guido, wait and see. I like that word - guido - and I know how to spell it, too. I learned that one from watching Jersey Shore, just like I got that hair idea during the trial from that short girl, Snooki.
And that Nancy Grace woman...I really hate her. If it hadn't been for her big mouth none of this would've happened. She's part of the reason I had three whole years of my life taken away. And she went on Dancing With The Stars afterwards. Cow. I would've been much hotter and a much better dancer, too. But I would've had to get up early and practice and that just seems like too much work. I don't plan to work, ever.
I'm not so sure about that Jane Velez-Something woman. She liked Jose, but I can't tell if she does now. Not that I care. I'm DONE with Jose. In fact, I'm so mad at him, I don't care of he does get in trouble for how he acted during my trial. That's on him. I mean, it was good he made those jurors like him, and that sure helped with me getting out of jail. But those jurors really were really kind of stupid. Heck, half the time they didn't even seem to be listening to what was being said in court.
Ewww, why am I even thinking about those losers? I'll just have another beer and wait till my honey comes over. He thinks I'm really hot. Maybe I'll make him take me out to dinner again. I love going out with him. We always talk about me, and how pretty soon I'm going to be rich.
What does the damn dog want now? It can't be hungry...I fed it this morning, I think.
Maybe later, I'll give Mom a call. She should have some more money from that foundation she started, and I could use a few dollars till the big bucks come in. It's hard being nice to her, because I'm still mad that she liked being on TV so much, but the cash sure is nice. And she always acts so grateful that I called.
Tomorrow is going to be pretty busy. I'm working on a design for a new tattoo and I'm thinking about getting another piercing. I've got a lot of talking and texting to do, and maybe think about another video I can make.
But I'm going to have to stop writing for now. This dog is getting on my nerves, and I'm going to do something about it.
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