Her Heinous and Bozo Split

It's all over between Her Heinous and Bozo. The tender bonds formed between our sociopathic murderess and her porcine defense attorney have unraveled. The duo's relationship apparently came undone due to financial hardship. Let's take a trip down Memory Lane, and revisit those early golden days of their relationship -


The First Meeting -

Casey - "Help me, help me! Yes, of course I killed the kid, but no one is buying my lies. I'm missing Happy Hour right now and there's 10 guys I've promised to sleep with. I can't stay here!"

Jose - "Hey, you're cute! Calm down. You're a GREAT liar. First, let's pick the best lie and we'll build from there. Then we'll hire more lawyers to help us out, since I really suck as an attorney."


The Courtship -

Casey - "I'm so glad we're going with the abuse lie. Do you have your colored markers and flip charts ready honey? Let's do this - time to stick it to Daddy!"

Jose - "Sure do, baby. Those jurors look mighty stupid, so they'll LOVE my opening statement. And, just wait to see how unprofessional I act in the courtroom."

Casey - "My hero!"


The Verdict -

Casey - "Wow! Those jurors totally bought all the BS! I can't believe it. I'm important. Get me a book deal or an interview - let's make money! Have you left your wife yet?"

Jose - "Relax, I'm flying to New York tomorrow to see about deals for us. Everyone will want you. We'll be millionaires by the end of the summer"

Casey - "Well, hurry up. I need a haircut and a new tattoo before I go on TV again."


The Demise -

Casey - "All you're doing is eating and going on Geraldo! WHERE IS MY MONEY? You promised me we'd be rich by now. What's taking you so long?"

Jose - "Baby, I ..."

Casey, "Oh, just shut up. I'm giving you till the end of the year to make something happen, or I WILL. Got that, Fatso?"


The End -

Casey - "Screw you, honeybunch! You thought I was just going to sit around and do nothing? Ha! Don't EVER cross me. You're outta here! I'm getting rich one way or the other, and there's NOTHING you can do about these videos."

Jose - "No, I'm done with YOU, and I'm going on Geraldo to tell everyone I'm no longer you're attorney. So, there!"

Casey - "I hate you!"

Jose - "I hate you."

Casey - "Careful, Fatso, because I can and I WILL take you down. Oh, who cares that Jumpin' Jackass Dorothy is quitting too? I'm famous. I'm going to be rich. I'm hot. You're NOTHING without me!"


Will there be a reconciliation? Will Her Heinous yet again claim abuse? Tune in tomorrow.