Rabu, 18 Januari 2012

Laugh of the Day - You Want WHO to Portray Elizabeth Taylor???


Yesterday I visited PEOPLE's website for my daily dose of celebrity dish. One of  their lead articles stated that there's talk of Lifetime making a biopic about the late, great, and utterly gorgeous Elizabeth Taylor.

In my humble opinion, about the only actresses that comes remotely close to La Liz's incredible beauty would be either Angelina Jolie or Catherine Zeta-Jones - and neither actress even remotely resembles Liz. Nor could Lifetime hope to land either actress.

Yet neither actress was named as a contender for the part. Unbelievably, the article stated that none other then LINDSAY LOHAN was being considered for the part. Okay, Megan Fox's name was also mentioned. But - Lindsay Lohan???

Ms. Fox, though certainly beautiful, basically can't act her way out of a wet paper bag. As for the troubled addict, Lohan, well...words fail. Just take a look at the plethora of pictures of the drug and drink addled Ms. Lohan.

But the producer of the biopic confirmed that Ms. Lohan is, indeed, in talks to portray Ms. Taylor. If this gentleman thinks Lindsay is the right choice for Liz, I shudder to think who he has in mind for the role of the troubled genius of an actor, Richard Burton.

Let's just assume for a moment that Ms. Lohan would manage to show up for work - sober. Nope...I don't see it happening. This poor addled producer needs to get his head out of where the sun doesn't shine and rethink his options.

LINDSAY LOHAN?????

Cue the rude laughter...

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