If Casey Kept A Journal - Part 5

I am so done with Jose. That asshole promised me for 6 months that we were going to be rich, and NOTHING happened. It's bad enough I'm supposed to be "in hiding", but I've had to sit around and watch all these people talk about me - and make money, hello! - and all Jose has done is get fat and park his sorry ass on his good buddy's show. He actually was starting to act like HE was entitled to publicity and that Geraldo Rivera was more important then me!

You'd think he'd know by now not to mess with me. But he never believed me when I told him he had till the end of the year to get me a deal that would make me some real money, OR ELSE. He didn't, so I just did what I had to do.

Ugh, that damn dog! It wants to go out or something, and I'm busy writing. It'll just have to wait.

Besides, that idiot, Ashton, wrote that book and Dr. G. did that special, and they were getting all kinds of attention. I mean, people aren't interested in them at all, they're only interested in me. But why are they out there making money - money that should be coming to ME - when no one is interested in them?

Ashton can write whatever he wants. He's just mad I got off on the murder charges. And Dr. G.'s show...what a downer. She keeps yammering about what's-her-name being murdered, and I really don't need to be reminded of the kid. I've moved on.

I am really sick of this dog. I can never tell if it's hungry or has to go to the bathroom, but it won't leave me alone!!!

It's really been fun changing my hair color, and wearing those different fake glasses. But the most fun has been getting my nose pierced. Jose was a real downer - he tried to talk me out of it, saying it wouldn't be good for my image, but no one tells me what to do. He pissed me off so bad that I went and made a video about it, and then "leaked" it out on the internet, just like the first one. Take that, Fatso!

Yeah, and now Mason's a bit of a problem because he's all pissed about the videos being out there. He says I should've let him know what I was up to. That old fart better watch how he talks to me or he'll be out too. But I really liked how quick he was to think up that lie about computer being hacked. That made it pretty easy for me when I had to report to the probation officer. I just told her I was all upset by the videos being out there, and looked sad and scared, and she fell for it. She's stupid...she believes everything I tell her. Besides, nothing will happen to me.

I was a little worried she might ask me where I got the money for the computer and the piercings, but she didn't. Money...hmmm...Now I just have to figure out what to do about those other assholes that think I messed up their lives...Zenaida, that search guy, and that stupid meter reader. Oh, and the cowboy - that jerk that bailed me out of jail a few years ago. Why is he still talking about me on TV? They all want some of the money I'm about to make, but as long as I can go into those depo...depi...depasisshuns (I have to look up the spelling of that word) and just not talk, there's not a whole lot they can do.

That's another reason Jose pissed me off. He's trying to say that by me talking on the videos that I may have to answer other questions in that depo thing. I don't know what he's worried about. That Munyon judge always rules in my favor - piece of cake. Anyway, he's out of the picture now.

Stupid dog...I had to stop writing and take it outside because it almost peed on the rug. It better not bother me again.

Now I'm watching some TV while I write. I like to watch HLN. They will talk about me all day, and they really have been since I got that first video out there. People want to see more of me, and sooner or later, they'll pay for me talking, too.

I did get pissed at that Vinnie guy when he said that I was "pure poison" and that no one in their right mind would pay to hear me talk. Wait and see, guido, wait and see. I like that word - guido - and I know how to spell it, too. I learned that one from watching Jersey Shore, just like I got that hair idea during the trial from that short girl, Snooki.

And that Nancy Grace woman...I really hate her. If it hadn't been for her big mouth none of this would've happened. She's part of the reason I had three whole years of my life taken away. And she went on Dancing With The Stars afterwards. Cow. I would've been much hotter and a much better dancer, too. But I would've had to get up early and practice and that just seems like too much work. I don't plan to work, ever.

I'm not so sure about that Jane Velez-Something woman. She liked Jose, but I can't tell if she does now. Not that I care. I'm DONE with Jose. In fact, I'm so mad at him, I don't care of he does get in trouble for how he acted during my trial. That's on him. I mean, it was good he made those jurors like him, and that sure helped with me getting out of jail. But those jurors really were really kind of stupid. Heck, half the time they didn't even seem to be listening to what was being said in court.

Ewww, why am I even thinking about those losers? I'll just have another beer and wait till my honey comes over. He thinks I'm really hot. Maybe I'll make him take me out to dinner again. I love going out with him. We always talk about me, and how pretty soon I'm going to be rich.

What does the damn dog want now? It can't be hungry...I fed it this morning, I think.

Maybe later, I'll give Mom a call. She should have some more money from that foundation she started, and I could use a few dollars till the big bucks come in. It's hard being nice to her, because I'm still mad that she liked being on TV so much, but the cash sure is nice. And she always acts so grateful that I called.

Tomorrow is going to be pretty busy. I'm working on a design for a new tattoo and I'm thinking about getting another piercing. I've got a lot of talking and texting to do, and maybe think about another video I can make.

But I'm going to have to stop writing for now. This dog is getting on my nerves, and I'm going to do something about it.

Casey Anthony - And No One Gets Rich

Yesterday, Casey Anthony commandeered the spotlight once again, after a "video diary" she created surfaced on You Tube.

Holly and Jon Briley, who maintain a Facebook page titled "Boycott Casey Anthony's Future Earnings - No Money for Murder" were sent a link for the video. Jon did some internet searching and discovered that the video was available for viewing on a couple of pay-per-view sites, for the princely sum of two to five dollars. Jon was, however, able to download the video for free from another link. Jon and Holly then posted the video to You Tube, where it can be seen, at no cost, by millions. 

The Brileys found themselves in an unexpected spotlight after posting the video. Their reason for making the video available to the public? Casey Anthony should not be allowed to profit, in ANY way, from the death of her daughter. Both Holly and Jon made that quite plain in their interviews with Vinnie Politan and Nancy Grace. The Brileys made NO money by posting the video, and were NOT paid for their susequent interviews.

By yesterday afternoon, one of Casey's attorneys, Cheney "Mumbles" Mason, had responded in his usual florid manner. According to Mumbles, Her Heinous was "maintaining some notes for her personal use and for future counseling purposes." He called the release of the video "unauthorized" and "inappropriate", going so far as to say that Casey's computer must have somehow been hacked.

Whatever. Casey's defense team has adopted Casey's "lie and deny" tactics for so long, that little weight is given to any of their proclamations. And who does the old goat think he's fooling, anyway? Casey's defense team hopped aboard the Lying Train for their own personal gain, period.

Mason himself stated in a taped interview that Casey was guilty, then, months later, joined her defense team. How "inappropriate" is that moral about-face? Isn't the old fart supposedly writing a book about the trial, as well?

Let's not forget the alacrity with which Bozo Baez hopped a plane to New York the day after Casey was found not guilty. Within 24 hours he'd secured an agent (who dropped him five hours later), sat for an interview with Barbara Walters, and has been Geraldo Rivera's pet ever since (Geraldo is loathsome in his perpetual championing of Baez, but that's another story for another day). Baez, who sucks as an attorney, has decided that real lawyering ain't for him. Gary Giordano, anyone?

Point blank - the guys on Casey's defense team have been thwarted at every turn in their attempts to cash in on Casey's notoriety ever since the Pinellas Pinheads handed Casey her get-out-of-jail-free card. In attempting to champion Casey, their Cashless Cow, they have destroyed whatever shred of credibility they may have once possessed.

As for Her Heinous? She remains pure poison in the court of public opinion. Whereas networks may have jockeyed for an initial interview with her, and rumors of a book deal were bandied about, they quickly learned that the public will not now, nor will they ever, accept Casey Anthony profiting from her daughter's murder.

Casey, being Casey, will live the rest of her life seeing people as disposable, and herself as the only star in her twisted universe. Her lawyers will huff and puff and eventually blow themselves, mercifully, out of the public eye.

But they will never, ever profit from Caylee's death. In many ways, that is perhaps far more of a life sentence then Bozo, Mumbles, and Her Heinous realize.



***Note - Found the above picture on Google images. No credit was posted for the individual who created it. However, they have my thanks for their creativity!