If Casey Kept A Journal - Part 5

I am so done with Jose. That asshole promised me for 6 months that we were going to be rich, and NOTHING happened. It's bad enough I'm supposed to be "in hiding", but I've had to sit around and watch all these people talk about me - and make money, hello! - and all Jose has done is get fat and park his sorry ass on his good buddy's show. He actually was starting to act like HE was entitled to publicity and that Geraldo Rivera was more important then me!

You'd think he'd know by now not to mess with me. But he never believed me when I told him he had till the end of the year to get me a deal that would make me some real money, OR ELSE. He didn't, so I just did what I had to do.

Ugh, that damn dog! It wants to go out or something, and I'm busy writing. It'll just have to wait.

Besides, that idiot, Ashton, wrote that book and Dr. G. did that special, and they were getting all kinds of attention. I mean, people aren't interested in them at all, they're only interested in me. But why are they out there making money - money that should be coming to ME - when no one is interested in them?

Ashton can write whatever he wants. He's just mad I got off on the murder charges. And Dr. G.'s show...what a downer. She keeps yammering about what's-her-name being murdered, and I really don't need to be reminded of the kid. I've moved on.

I am really sick of this dog. I can never tell if it's hungry or has to go to the bathroom, but it won't leave me alone!!!

It's really been fun changing my hair color, and wearing those different fake glasses. But the most fun has been getting my nose pierced. Jose was a real downer - he tried to talk me out of it, saying it wouldn't be good for my image, but no one tells me what to do. He pissed me off so bad that I went and made a video about it, and then "leaked" it out on the internet, just like the first one. Take that, Fatso!

Yeah, and now Mason's a bit of a problem because he's all pissed about the videos being out there. He says I should've let him know what I was up to. That old fart better watch how he talks to me or he'll be out too. But I really liked how quick he was to think up that lie about computer being hacked. That made it pretty easy for me when I had to report to the probation officer. I just told her I was all upset by the videos being out there, and looked sad and scared, and she fell for it. She's stupid...she believes everything I tell her. Besides, nothing will happen to me.

I was a little worried she might ask me where I got the money for the computer and the piercings, but she didn't. Money...hmmm...Now I just have to figure out what to do about those other assholes that think I messed up their lives...Zenaida, that search guy, and that stupid meter reader. Oh, and the cowboy - that jerk that bailed me out of jail a few years ago. Why is he still talking about me on TV? They all want some of the money I'm about to make, but as long as I can go into those depo...depi...depasisshuns (I have to look up the spelling of that word) and just not talk, there's not a whole lot they can do.

That's another reason Jose pissed me off. He's trying to say that by me talking on the videos that I may have to answer other questions in that depo thing. I don't know what he's worried about. That Munyon judge always rules in my favor - piece of cake. Anyway, he's out of the picture now.

Stupid dog...I had to stop writing and take it outside because it almost peed on the rug. It better not bother me again.

Now I'm watching some TV while I write. I like to watch HLN. They will talk about me all day, and they really have been since I got that first video out there. People want to see more of me, and sooner or later, they'll pay for me talking, too.

I did get pissed at that Vinnie guy when he said that I was "pure poison" and that no one in their right mind would pay to hear me talk. Wait and see, guido, wait and see. I like that word - guido - and I know how to spell it, too. I learned that one from watching Jersey Shore, just like I got that hair idea during the trial from that short girl, Snooki.

And that Nancy Grace woman...I really hate her. If it hadn't been for her big mouth none of this would've happened. She's part of the reason I had three whole years of my life taken away. And she went on Dancing With The Stars afterwards. Cow. I would've been much hotter and a much better dancer, too. But I would've had to get up early and practice and that just seems like too much work. I don't plan to work, ever.

I'm not so sure about that Jane Velez-Something woman. She liked Jose, but I can't tell if she does now. Not that I care. I'm DONE with Jose. In fact, I'm so mad at him, I don't care of he does get in trouble for how he acted during my trial. That's on him. I mean, it was good he made those jurors like him, and that sure helped with me getting out of jail. But those jurors really were really kind of stupid. Heck, half the time they didn't even seem to be listening to what was being said in court.

Ewww, why am I even thinking about those losers? I'll just have another beer and wait till my honey comes over. He thinks I'm really hot. Maybe I'll make him take me out to dinner again. I love going out with him. We always talk about me, and how pretty soon I'm going to be rich.

What does the damn dog want now? It can't be hungry...I fed it this morning, I think.

Maybe later, I'll give Mom a call. She should have some more money from that foundation she started, and I could use a few dollars till the big bucks come in. It's hard being nice to her, because I'm still mad that she liked being on TV so much, but the cash sure is nice. And she always acts so grateful that I called.

Tomorrow is going to be pretty busy. I'm working on a design for a new tattoo and I'm thinking about getting another piercing. I've got a lot of talking and texting to do, and maybe think about another video I can make.

But I'm going to have to stop writing for now. This dog is getting on my nerves, and I'm going to do something about it.

Casey Anthony - Enough

Enough.

Time to cut through the bullshit surrounding Her Heinous, Casey Anthony.

Casey is a murderer, a narcissistic sociopath, a thief, and a lying slut. 

Casey was acquitted because the Pinellas Pinheads, aka the jury of her peers, were either too lazy, too stupid, or too motivated by greed to do their job properly.

Jose Baez was not, is not, nor ever will be a competent attorney. 

Cheney Mason is a rude old bastard.

There isn't enough therapy in the world to "fix" Casey. Quit the flowery language - Casey can't be healed. She's not "learning to grieve" her upbringing, or Caylee's death.

Cindy Anthony is not a grieving grandmother. She is as proficient a liar as her daughter. Cindy does not deserve a pass for perjuring herself on the stand.

George and Lee Anthony need to grow a pair, stand up to Cindy, and tell the truth about what really went on in their dysfunctional household once Caylee's disappearance was discovered.

The Anthony's latest "foundation" is NOT to honor Caylee. It's merely a quasi-clever way for them to cash in on their granddaughter's death.

Nancy Grace is not responsible for the media frenzy that swirled about this case.

Geraldo Rivera and Jane Velez-Mitchell need to quit kissing Jose Baez's ass. 

Casey should be ordered to pay back every cent of the cost of investigating Caylee's disappearance. This is not rocket science - She knew Caylee was dead, yet continued to lead law enforcement on a wild goose chase with her lies.

Casey Anthony does not deserve a fat check for pictures of herself, for a book deal, or for a TV appearance. McDonald's is always hiring - get a job. Getting away with murder shouldn't be rewarded. 

George and Cindy Anthony, likewise, need to quit with the trademarks on Caylee's name, their bogus foundations, and their TV interviews. Try honoring Caylee's brief life, for a change, not cashing in on her death. Seek gainful employment. 

Kudos to the many individuals who have made their feelings known to the major news networks and their sponsors. Featuring and sponsoring a murderer, her family, and her attorneys will not be tolerated.

Ever.

Probation, Investigation, And An Anthony Smackdown

Finger-flipping Cheney Mason and Lisabeth Fryer filed an emergency petition, via email,  yesterday with an appeal court, asking that Judge Belvin Perry's recent order that requires Casey Anthony to return to Orlando to serve a year's probation be vacated. However, the Fifth District Court of Appeal has said that a case won't be opened until a paper copy is formally filed. WFTV is reporting that the paper filing could occur later today.

Gather the necessary hankies to stem the tears that will surely flow in sympathy for Casey. If Her Heinous has to return to Orlando, Mason and Fryer stated in their order, their sociopathic flower will be subject to supervision and "the anxiety associated with a probationary period."

Yeah, well, it's a safe bet that Amy Huizenga experienced a bit of anxiety herself when she returned from vacation and realized that her former friend, Casey, had pilfered her checkbook.  Casey certainly didn't experience any anxiety as she trolled the aisles of Target, snapping up bras and booze, then breezily forging Amy's name on the stolen checks.

After Casey pled guilty to the check fraud charges, Judge Stan Strickland ordered that Casey serve a year's probation, due to commence after Casey was released from jail. The Department of Corrections misinterpreted Strickland's sentence, and said that Casey had served her probation while still in jail.

Turns out the defense team knew full well that Casey's probation was to begin AFTER her release from jail, and neglected to inform the court of the DOC error. Perry addressed the defense teams's actions in his upholding of Strickland's ruling, stating, "the failure to abide by that order and the failure to notify the court of a known scrivener's error in the order may be a violation of an attorney's duty of candor."

"No attorney should conduct himself or herself in a way that impedes an order of the court. ... Our system of justice should never be in the position of rewarding someone who willfully hides the ball."

One signature noticably missing from the emergency petition is that of Casey's lead attorney, Jose Baez, who is, once again, being investigated by the Florida Bar. The latest investigation stems from Casey's current probation snafu, though it is unknown at this time if the Bar initiated the investigation, or if it's a result of a complaint being filed.

Bozo has been investigated by the Bar several times since taking on Casey as a client. In September 2009, the Bar cleared Baez of an ethical complaint which accused him of receiving inappropriate payment while defending Casey.

Also, in 2009, the Bar cleared Baez of ethics allegations made by private investigator Dominic Casey, who claimed Baez never paid him. Furthermore, Dominic said Baez had advised him to walk away from Caylee's remains, if they were found, and to contact Baez immediately. Both of the claims were dismissed because of insufficient evidence.

Judge Stan Strickland wrote the Bar about the Dominic Casey incident as well, but no formal action was taken.

The Bar did initiate its own investigation into Baez after the State Attorney's Office faxed news releases that seemed to be generated on his behalf by his former spokesman. The news releases were critical of State Attorney Lawson Lamar, yet the Bar found no disciplinary proceedings against Baez were appropriate.

Another complaint was filed with the Bar against Baez in February of this year, although the details about that complaint are unknown.
 
Baez, who normally basks in the glow of the limelight, has yet to respond to requests for a comment. No matter. The Team Baez talking heads will no doubt commence wailing on-air about this latest wrong levied against the viper they've taken to their bosoms. Geraldo? Jean? Jane? Linda? Time to rally round your fat favorite.

Not everyone is willing to swallow the Anthony Adoration Kool-Aid. Yesterday, a strong voice of dissent emerged. Drew Kesse, whose daughter, Jennifer, disappeared in 2006 (and has, sadly, never been found), blasted Dr. Phil and George and Cindy Anthony. Kesse stated that the Anthonys are “a disgrace and an insult to every missing person and their families.”

Kesse wrote: “Let’s make this very clear, Caylee was murdered. She was never missing and should not ever be considered missing at any time during the entire ordeal. Caylee has never been the center of anything since she was killed. Everyone else in her family has, but the true victim — not.”

”Let’s get one thing straight right now, Dr. Phil, you are a pimp for this garbage,” Kesse continued. ”The Anthonys and this new foundation are the biggest insults to every missing person in America today. Dr. Phil, after the show airs and you make a donation to their new scam, have on real families of the missing.”

Kesse’s succinct message to the Anthonys: “Go away, far away, please.”

Thank you, Drew Kesse.

Casey Anthony Ordered To Serve Probation

Hellooo, Hizzoner!

Teflon-Girl, Casey Anthony, and her coterie of legal clowns got a long-overdue legal smackdown yesterday when Judge Belvin Perry ruled that Casey Anthony must return to Orlando by August 26 to serve a year's probation.

Justice/Karma/Paybacks/Observations/Commentary -

Jose Baez's must've misplaced his Perma-Smirk in the wake of Perry's ruling. How else to explain yesterday's absence from the glare of the media? Bozo salivates like one of Pavlov's dogs at the sight of a camera. Perhaps he was busy packing to hop the red-eye to New York, where his good buddy, Geraldo Rivera, is waiting to console him.

Cheney Mason neglected to get a manicure, or he surely would have been flashing his trademark middle finger at any unfortunate that happened to cross his path.

Jane Velez Mitchell pitched an impressive on-air tantrum over Perry's ruling. She tossed whatever shred of journalistic integrity she possessed to the wind with her wailing about the unfairness of Perry's ruling. How could Belvin expect someone as notorious as Casey Anthony to serve probation? Casey has to be kept safe!

Casey Anthony will have to get a job (insert rude laughter here). Under the terms of her probation, Casey will have to seek gainful employment. Her Heinous no longer has the option of stealing from her parents and friends to fund her trips to Target. Given her dexterity with tape, Casey should have no problem picking up something at a packing company.

Jose Baez is not a good pimp. In the aftermath of Casey's "Not Guilty" verdict, it was clear that Baez thought he and Casey were on the fast track to raking in the big bucks. While prattling on-air about the public needing to "respect the verdict of the jury", Bozo was busy behind the scenes, trying to cash in on Casey's notoriety. What he never considered was the vociferous court of public opinion. Jose's dreams of he and Casey laughing all the way to the bank evaporated, as an outraged public bombarded ABC, NBC, and CBS, as well as their sponsors, threatening boycotts if Casey were paid for an interview. People don't like child killers. People don't like child killers getting rich.

Looking ahead -

If Casey's defense team is concerned about Casey's safety, once she returns to Orlando, they should hire Lee-Grace Dougherty as her bodyguard. The pistol-packing former stripper, while not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is a crack shot, and has shown herself capable of delivering impressive whump-ass when cornered. Lee-Grace is a little under the weather at the moment, having just gotten shot in the leg, but she'll be back in fighting form soon. Yes, yes, Lee-Grace is facing a lengthy prison sentence. But all Bozo needs to do is take on Lee-Grace as a client and get himself 12 jurors from Pinellas County. Lee-Grace will then be quickly aquitted, and can serve her probation guarding Casey.

Best Case Scenario -

Lee-Grace gets mad at Casey, a huge catfight ensures (Lee-Grace will no doubt win), both gals are held in violation of their probation, and are sent back to jail.

Anything can happen...