Casey Anthony in Jail Till July 13

UPDATE - The numbers have been calculated. Casey Anthony will be released from jail on Wednesday, July 13, 2011.

The smile on Casey Anthony's face faded quickly today, when she realized she was not going to stroll out of the Orange County courthouse this afternoon.

Dressed in lavender (Caylee's favorite color; a nice, hypocritical touch), and sporting her semi-Snooki hair pouf, Casey settled in her usual courtroom seat. She proceeded to engage her defense team in giggly chat, as she fiddled incessantly with her ratty locks.

Hizzoner Belvin Perry shot down the defense's attempt to have the four counts of lying to law enforcement dismissed, and quickly sentenced Casey to one year in prison for each of the charges.

Perry also acknowledged he will give Casey credit for time already served. As inmates also accrue time for "good behavior", Perry will sit down with Casey's defense team later today, and tally up the numbers.

A rough estimate of the numbers: Casey will probably be out of jail in early August.

Casey's First Job Offer Now Gone

Early yesterday, Steve Hirsch, from Vivid Entertainment, reached out to Casey Anthony's attorneys with a job offer. Steve offered Casey a starring role in a porn flick.

It made sense to Steve - hell, we've all seen Casey's party pictures. She'd have been a natural. And you really can't list "stealing checks from family and friends" on a resume when seeking gainful employment.

Turns out, even porn moguls are feeling the effects of the backlash of Casey's "not guilty" verdict. Last night, Mr. Hirsch rescinded his offer.

In a statement, Steve said, "We were ready to make an offer to Casey to star in one of our feature films. It's clear to me now, however, that there has been an overwhelmingly negative response to our offer, and so we've decided to withdraw it. We now believe that we underestimated the emotional response that people are having to the verdict. A movie starring Casey Anthony is not want people want to see."

Farewell, Jeff Ashton

Prosecutor Jeff Ashton announced yesterday, within hours of the Casey Anthony verdict, that he will be retiring. Kudos to Mr. Ashton for a job well done, and for his years of dedicated service. Wishing you all the best in your future endeavors.

Cheney Mason Gives the Finger

Not content with his bashing of the media during the defense's press conference after the appalling verdict in the Casey Anthony trial; defense lawyer Cheney Mason gives the finger to onlookers as the defense team partied at a restaurant across the street from the courthouse.